Saturday Night Special


what i, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
n-body ever raped a thirty-eight. that’s why i pack a sat-rday night special.
a slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. dave kopel, research director at the independence inst-tute, explains:

the “sat-rday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase “n-gg-rtown sat-rday night.” the obvious implication of the phrase “sat-rday night special” is that it is a gun used by “n-gg-rs” to shoot each other with during their wild sat-rday nights. no one denies that the people disarmed by a “sat-rday night special” ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
sat-rday night specials are preferred by the lower cl-sses, therefore they must be dangerous.
a liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (of course, the real definition of an inexpensive handgun is cheap insurance.)

liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom const-tuents that they will ban sat-rday night specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against pachuco boys and other criminals.
senat-rd kennedy wants to ban the sat-rday night special.
a .38 revolver with the hammer filed down so it slides in and out of pockets without getting hung.
i rolled up on him and with the sat-rday night special and smoked him like kush.
when you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.
i got so wrecked the other night, someone told me i was seen with a wobo getting the ole sat-rday night special!
old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).
go ahead pull out that sat-rday night special and give me an excuse to kill your stupid -ss…
a variation of the three finger shocker. instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the sat-rday night special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

aka new jersey shocker
i’ll surprise her with the sat-rday night special instead of the shocker.

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