Saturn ION RedLine


it looks like a 2-door coupe, but it has four doors (2 long forward hinged doors in front, two short rear hinged doors in back, with no pillar between the front and rear doors). it has a rust proof and dent resistant plastic body, it is supercharged and very fast (but inexpensive).
if you want an undercover hotrod, get a saturn ion redline without the rear wing. this is the last of the cannot rust plastic bodied saturns, so, if you live in the snow/rust belt, you better buy this one before they’re all gone!

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