Sauceaphobia
a fear of sauces and food add-ons that have a thick liquid or paste-like consistancy. eg. mayonaise, tomato/ ketchup, any kind of chip dip etc.
people that suffer sauceaphobia commonly known as sauceaphobics are repulsed by the sight, taste and texture of sauce on their food and will always request their meal without these unnecessary add-ons. failure by a restaurant/cafe to do so will usually result in a tantrum by the sufferer of sauceaphobia. however, a sauceaphobic will claim that they are allergic to the said ingredient to ensure that the situation doesnt get this far.
sauceaphobics are thought to be sufferers of obsessive compulsive disorder due to the controlling nature of sauceaphobia.
c: “i told that guy in grill’d that i was allergic to dairy so he wouldnt put that disgusting mayo in my burger.”
k: “but you arent allergic to dairy, i always see you chowing down on chocolate bars”
c: “yeah i know, havent i told you that i have sauceaphobia? i have to lie that im allergic so those r-t-rds dont forget to leave it out of my food…”
k: “you have issues man”
c: “whatever”
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