sausage body
– noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
neil: “d-mn, did you see joan the other day!”
bob: “not since last summer.”
neil: “something happened! looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!”
bob: “wow,…became a real sausage body, eh?”
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