sausage hammer
the act of slamming a p-n-s onto the top of someone’s head. not to be confused with a c-ck slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during f-ll-t–.
mike typically gave matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.
will gave c-ssie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at f-ll-t–.
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