Sausage Rock


music that females don’t listen to. at live shows audience members are comprised solely of males–a mixture of comic book nerds, d&d players, conan the barbarian fans. sometimes they are found sporting homemade black flag tattoos. they believe they’re awesome, heavy, and tough. too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals…they’re simply not around.
dave, josh, anthony, erdman, and mike love to go to sausage rock shows like immortal.

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