Savannah’s Wisdom


a std (savannah transmitted disease) in which a savannah personally goes up to you and touches you on your shoulder, knee, arm etc and “imparts her wisdom” on to you. most victims find it very disturbing and a bit obsessive to gain this wisdom. symptoms included but are not limited to: stupidity, trouble in geography, randomness, obsessive addiction to tumblr, hyperactivity, the need to do gymnastics and the need to give other people her wisdom.
i feel nasty, savannah’s wisdom makes me feel stupid already.

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