save it for never


this is when you want to tell someone a totally gross or raunchy storybut they are in the middle of eating so you tell them you’ll tell it later but they ask you to save it for never
female: boy this sure is a good sandwich

male: did i ever tell you about the time i found that dead squirrel in my backyard?

female: can’t you see i’m eating, save it for never!

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