Savland
a proud nordic race that after every meal travels the vast mountains of juneau and other close mountain areas in the vast state of alaska, searching for the carc-sses of the great unmistakable stench of salmon. they out fish anyone in their path, and when challenged by a bear, a savland will rip off the head and , if gender states, p-n-s of said bear. they are very p-ssionate lovers. whoever is lucky enough to mate with a savland will forever be known as the great survivor as no one has ever survived a mating season with any savland… s-x is very very deadly, but there is no other like it. only the women are the fierce ones. the men are primarily self kept.
holy sh-t it’s a savland. if we’re lucky we may get some leftover fish scales.
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i survived the savland mating ritual… i can’t feel my p-n-s.
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