Savour the Flavour
setting the scene…you have acquainted a girl whose appearance is questionable at best and who may have her own gravitational pull. therefore you sneak her into your house so that your neighbors don’t see her (needless to say it is a necessity to consume m-ssive amounts of alcohol and keep the lights in your house dimmed at all times). the s-x is initiated by her giving you head (girls with a “nice personality” are extremely skilled in this act since they have to be) followed by various positions of regular s-x. next, you put her in the doggystyle position on the bed and -n-lize her tiger (woods) style. an intentional incessant -n-l pounding ensues, resulting in the condom breaking so that only the ring of the condom is left on. pull out when you are ready to c-m and pretend to take the condom off (she doesn’t know that it’s broken). then immediately stick your c-ck in her mouth and make her suck it and swallow the c-m. try not to laugh too hard when you see the expression on her face as she realizes from the taste in her mouth that the condom must have broken and she just took a c-ck straight from her -ss to her mouth.
melissa unknowingly got to savour the flavour when i pulled out of her -ss, took the broken condom off, then came in her mouth and made her swallow.
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