Sawcock
the act of masterbating in another person’s bed
a text message the morning after being caught sawc-cking may read: “i’m really ashamed that you saw my sawc-ck. i’m too drunk”
defining an event or action as a “saw c-ck” implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally -ss-raped by a large c-ck which has a saw structure on the lower portion.
nick: are you ready for this macro final?
mitch: h-ll no, it’s going to be a saw c-ck!
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