SBIF
adj. (the acronym for so broke it’s funny.)
1. being able to laugh at the circ-mstances our own financial misfortune put us in.
2. the ability to embrace one’s inner low roller.
3. a user-driven website celebrating the best stories from low rollers worldwide.
today, my credit card was declined for a five-dollar footlong but i still needed to snag a stack of napkins to use as toilet paper. only later, as i was wiping my b-tt with nutrition facts for a sandwich i couldn’t afford, did i realize that i am so broke it’s funny — sbif.
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