Scabbage


the act or the process of removing scabs onto people.
that b-tch totally deserves a scabbage treatment
the body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.
waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: “oh, man! that is disgusting! i can’t serve this to the customer!”

cook: sorry, bro, we got so busy that i didn’t even realize i had cut myself while making prep. we’re slammed and don’t have time for this. just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. i promise that i’m disease free. a little scabbage won’t kill him.”
flaking skin, scabbing, or any skin that requires removal due to an injury, tattoo healing, sunburn, etc.
due to my 2nd degree sunburn, i must begin the scabbage harvest tomorrow.
a scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
don’t pick your scabbage!

her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

mom! the scabbage from the scr-pe on my leg is bleeding!
someone/something that is either looking or smelling nasty or both after a night out/lack of sleep/sleep in the clothes they are currently wearing
“see that guy there…he’s totally a scabbage” or “i feel like a complete scabbage”
the condition that affects most meth addicts. it appears as sores and scabs that the addict picks at as the additction worsens.
d-mn, did you see the scabbage on amy’s arms?… she needs to lay of the meth.

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