scaddywampus
skad-ee-womp-uhs
-n. a state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be
like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. that’s so scaddywampus.
when you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, “woaha! everything is all scaddywampus up in here!”
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