Scanalan
aka: scantron
1.a ginormous megga douche who sucks serious -ss.. on a daily basis.
2.severely r-t-rded individual with fake teeth.
3. “worse than my mom”
“mrs. whitcomb, stop acting like a f-cking sc-n-lan!”
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