Scarf

to pig out or ‘down’ food really fast and hastily.
i scarfed down the burger.
a nice fuzzy garment wrapped around the neck to keep you warm in the winter.
my grandma knitted me this ugly -ss scarf for christmas. g-d d-mn.
a fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. even worn in the hottest of weather. sometimes plaid, or flannel. a subst-tute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.
jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. dashboard played in the background.
to eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

word origin: in the shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. what led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that william shakespeare attended and remarked “in sooth, i hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats.”

also derived from this incident was the word craving.
johnny: scarf those crepes down jesus!

jesus: i’ve been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception.
a kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. an ornamental woman, a golddigger.
” did you see the scarf hangin’ off of chris last night? she had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket.”
v. to wrap your d-ck around someone’s neck.
tyrone scarfed timmy yesterday in the locker room!
a golf shot that has no draw or fade to it and little or no skill, with a horrendous swing plane. usually a low worm-burning shot that is destined for the rough, trees or water.
doc scarfed his drive so bad that it scarfed its way into the water 2 fairways away.

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