ScarFax


a background check for a woman’s v-g-n-.
you know how you can use carfax to check for any accidents or major repairs on a car before you buy it?
yeah.
i wish they had that for b-tches too.

they do. it’s called scarfax.
i wish i would’ve known that before i contracted the hiv.
wha- hey man! are you wearing a condom!?
nope.
d-mn you scarfax!
shut up and take it.

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