Scarpello


scarpellos are the coolest people in the world. they inhabit the philadelphia area and are all attractive and popular people. most humans envy scarpello’s.
“yo you wanna come back to my place and chill for a while?”
“h-ll no that’s beat. i’m going to the scarpello’s that place is off the chain.”

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