scataclysm
accidentally sh-tting yourself when trying to force a fart.many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone’s face happens to be in the vicinity of your -ss.forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.
mom handerd me the phone and said,”here,wish your grandma happy birthday.” so,i place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.
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