Scatalogue
1. a piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. diary of a chav, the princess diaries, john mccririck’s autobiography)
2. a catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the taste police. (e.g. the sci-fi fanatic’s catalogue)
1.
becca: “i see diary of a chav is being sold at £7.99 in waterstone.”
lewis: “yes, and that’s just the cover art”.
becca: “what moron would want that sort of scatalogue? oh, right.”
2.
warmy: “did you see that 6-foot fibregl-ss c3p0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? only £8,999!”
richard: “i know, i bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife.”
warmy: “you don’t have a wife.”
richard: “i’m aware of that.”
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