Scentence
when someone wears way too much perfume or cologne, and you are forced to sit next to them.
i was forced to serve a two hour scentence next to dana. she smelled like she took a bath in love’s baby soft.
noun: a situation which forces a person, the scentenced, to endure unpleasant smell(s), especially for longer periods of time.
bob’s horrible diarrhea meant he was scentenced to the bathroom all weekend long.
a collection of words that makes sense.
there is a grammatical definition as well, but who cares.
“omg wft lawl pwn!!11!!”
“c’mon, that’s not even a scentence”
a combination of words that smell f-ckin’ great together!
“remember when that homeless guy asked us to put our bacon in his unwashed sock? that smelt so good.”
“i miss the great-smelling chats we used to have.”
“nothin’ like a bacon scentence.”
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