Schamcy
in the early 100bc, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the ‘schamcy’ and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a schamcy would have a spiritual vision. some claim to have witnessed a black jesus christ in a thong. sometimes an emo-buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be allah. and a few times some saw the hindu god visnu and siva pretending to be al gore and president clinton. of course, the schamcy isn’t practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.
yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed schamcy? that’s some crazy sh-t
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