Scheuchenshat
when you are sitting on the toilet and you think your done sh-ttin and an uncontrolable g-force of unholy bl–dy oozing maggit infested sh-t comes spewing out of your -n-s tearing the skin around your sphencter.
person 1: why are you in the hospital?
person 2: i was sitting on the toilet and i destroyed my insides due to a m-ssive scheuchenshat.
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