schimmelfig


this word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having s-x. it refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
examp. #1 i had him bent over and was about to shove it in his -n-s and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. it took hours to clean up.
examp. #2 he was playing the tuba and when he hit the high note he schimmelfigged allover himself.

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