Schiza Burger


“ok, u beat their -ss with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their -ss and then u stick it right in the meat grinder”
boone delight’s chilli chute got really soggy when i popped her with a schiza burger.

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