schizoanalfreliac
someone who you know personally, and by the power of alcohol turns into a philosopher, problem solver, oratory genius spouting long monologues on the meaning of life though they are so drunk that they don’t know sh-t from shinola and pull phrases out of their -ss that don’t make sense.
mike – “you know what you need to do? you need,……… you need,…………. you need to bandage your -ss in the ether
me – “what the h-ll does that even mean?
mike – “you know what, you just don’t get it, you just don’t understand!
me – ” mike you’re a schizo-n-lfreliac”
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