Schlaughterkök


male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. legendary conquering skill and force. transverses realms natural and spiritual. to be feared and never left unguarded.
specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern europe. ( see ” vnad the impaler ” )
“the entire village of virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of schlaughterkök.”

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