Schleptitude


it is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.
dude, my roommate is getting straight a’s in schlept-tude this year.
similar to inept-tude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined sp-ce, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.
man, if i don’t get away from these schleps soon, i’m going to come down with some serious schlept-tude.

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