schlim


an affectionate term for the word (slim)
leana: your pounch is really big…
jolyon: i thought i was schlim?
1. the male s-x organ; a c-ck
2. a derogatory term.
sally joe: wow your schlim is so tiny its about the size of a babyd-ck.
bob: shut up b-tch
sally joe: i wont allow that little thing anywhere near my babymaker!

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