schlocker
i feel the need to elaborate on the shocker……….
the schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the cl-t, and just as she’s about to climax, pinky in the trunk. so, much more erotic than the shocker, it’s like touching heaven and reaching for h-ll.
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