Schlong


a p-n-s which is a fairly good length. as opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
stop fiddling with your schl-ng jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
p-n-s. probably derived from the german “schlange” for snake, which, pr-nounced in german, must have sounded like “schl-ng” to native english speakers.
wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schl-ng. i don’t know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
a c-ck with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.
john ruined his sister’s wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schl-ng in front of everyone at the reception.
a p-n-s that is unusually thick and long in length
(normally considered vulgar) p-n-s (from yiddish; shlang ‘snake’; cf. german schlange) – the oxford american dictionary; a yiddish word, common to what is known as the new york city dialect of the english language
mary: “check out the bulge in that dude’s pants!”
anne: “that’s either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he’s got one-h-ll-of-a schl-ng!”
a p-n-s.
from the german “schlange” for “snake.”
he pees ands -j-c-l-t-s from his schl-ng.
the lord and master of ur-n-s.
many people think schl-ng is in charge, but everyone knows b-llsack is the real weight behind schl-ng.

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