schlongmont
deragatory term commonly used in place of longmont, co.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.
a:there is nothing to do in longmont.
b: yeah, schl-ngmont is pretty gay.
longmont, colorado
a derogetory term for longmont. it has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here’s p-n-ses.
ugh. i live in schl-ngmont.
derogatory reference to the small p-n-ses of latino population in longmont. the large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-d-cked latino males – at least mexicans.
yo homey, you ain’t gonna do j lo from behind wit dat. you’re clearly from schl-ngmont.
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