schlongness monster
a p-n-s so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. while it exists, few have seen the schl-ngness monster released.
sara said that when mike pulled out his p-n-s it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. he shouted, its the schl-ngness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.
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