Schlonk
another swedish word for p-n-s 🙂
“ohhh look there, a sketa.”
-“no”
“it’s a twisted and rickrolled schlonk”
to be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
joe – “time to schlonk”
billy – “no thanks man you go be lazy on your own”
to sleep, a very deep sleep
man it’s time for some schlonk.
did you schlonk last night?
yeah man i totally schlonked.
a load, loser, or lazy -ss person. a real disappointment.
i wasn’t impressed with that lawyer we had. he was a real schlonk.
joey you schlonk, get your -ss out of bed, it’s 1:00 already.
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