1. a person with a small p*n*s.
2. a man with a shlort (a small p*n*s).
3. a person who behaves in a disorderly way/who exaggerates and boasts of the size of their genitals.
“jordan came up to me yesterday with an extra large condom.” “wow, but isn’t he a schlorter?”

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