Schlosser


schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument
1. i totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so p-ssed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. i don’t really understand what he’s saying, but maybe if i schlosser him he won’t realize it.

3. please stop schlossering, jared. i actually have work to do today.
a short, heavy set, gnomish looking person. pr-ne to fits of extreme violent and destructive behavior for little to no reason. very likely to attack a geisen on sight, can only be controlled by the intoxicated version of a bozarth.
sh-t, here comes that schlosser, get the taser and give bozarth some drank.

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