SchlotMobile


a scion automobile. boxy. looks similar to a n-z- vehicle but has been wrapped in fluorescent green. ads all over the vehicle to advertise the restaurant schlotzsky’s.

horrible phrases on the vehicle like “haulin lotz of bunz”.

(marketing for schlotzsky’s requires using a “z” whenever possible)
i drove past a schlotzsky’s and saw their schlotmobile parked out front with 15in alloy rims.

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