schlouski
a s-xual act in which a man takes his p-n-s out of a womans v-g-n- and slaps her cl-t with his c-ck.
ricky: yo mike what did you do last night?
mike: i had s-x with your mom!
ricky: really? how was it?
mike: dude she went crazy when i pulled the ol’ schlouski on her!
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