schlum
a mixture of a man and womans love juice that spills out of her afterwards and resembles a chunk on the sheets,or on the table if you are adventerous 🙂
-woman asks man in the shower- did you see the size of that schlum on the sheets?
a dishonest son of a b-tch…or, just a b-tch!
he/she is a schlum, no pun intended.
schlumverb.a thing that you can do that represents a s-xual act.
did you schlum with her last night?
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