Schlumpf
verb.
the art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the h-ll you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.
> friend: it’s 3pm and you’re still in your pajamas?!?
> schlumpfer: yeah, i’ve been at home schlumpfing all day. i ate nothing but cereal.
“these sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! they are sooooo comfortable!”
a soft, but m-ssive t-rd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound “schlumpf” as it falls out of your -n-l and into the bowl.
i went to the men’s room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.
the part of the male anatomy that enters the female v-g-n- during intercourse
tom pace has a large schlumpf
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