schmacky


noun–the act of peeing into one’s own mouth.

origins: this act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern california university. onomatopoetic in nature, “schmacky” approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity’s founder with a mouthful of urine.
the pad thai was so hot that, with no access to other beverages, tad was forced to pull a schmacky.
a weak foe, usually encountered in a sizable group; underpowered underlings; common in roleplay game usage.
schmacky example: we burst into the room, our entire 7th level party. we were disappointed as we saw only 12 orc schmackies with falchions. one schmacky scored a critical hit on our wizard, but otherwise the whole group of schmackies was the standard speed b-mp.

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