Schmagma
one of many types of d-ck cheese
since he has not taken a shower his d-ck stinks from the schmagma build up
the cheese that gathers on your forskin.
sh-t man i woke up this morning and had so much schmagma i could have made grill cheese.
a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a p-n-s.
after three days of extraneous activity and no shower my d-ck formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.
lint on the foreskin of a man’s lucious p-n-s
also known as a case of “dirty d-ck”
my marine, joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie t-ties, was suffering from schmagma.
unpleasant sweat that developes on a man’s taint-.
-refer to “taint” in urbandictionary for definition
hey lisa guerrero, quit talking about john wade’s “schmagma” on monday night football!
an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body
i was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma i found.
a term for a guy’s j-zz. magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (c-ck). get it?
d-ck laughed as sally’s face was blasted with his schmagma.
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