Schmank


any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.
my bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren’t my fault.
a way of expressing grat-tude
friend: “i bought you a beer!”
you: “schmanks!”
the universal anything.
you’re such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked
disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. pretty much just a nasty b-tch.
that is the schmankiest b-tch i’ve ever seen

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