schmattered
– adj.
high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
some smokin’ hot b-tch – “harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!”
xue – “no! what are you talking about?”
hot b-tch – “i saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. you were p-ssed out with a empty handle of vodka!”
xue – “it was posed i swear!”
hot b-tch – “bullsh-t, let’s makeout.”
xue – “hey wait a minute, do you take ap chem?”
hot b-tch – “no. what the h-ll are you talking about harrison, please take my godd-mn shirt off!”
xue – “no. abstinence.”
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