Schmeagol
the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most walmarts in south florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble “with the ladies”.
drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree
schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15
drug dealer: f-ck you lick try 30.
schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir
drug dealer: -walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree-
feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>
look at mike in his bed after drinking last night…what a schmeagol!
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