Schmedium

a cross between small and medium.

a person who wears shirts that are too small.
ben: hey look, ryan is wearing his schmedium shirt again.
a guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. this shirt is often displaying “affliction” these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. he is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
this place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than i do!
a particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, br–sts that are luscious and delicious often described as “just a hand-full”
lydia’s and natalie’s; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; “d-mn that ‘schmedium’ looks good”
any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
a combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
the size between small and medium.
“can i get that shirt in a schmedium?”
a size inbetween small and medium.
look at that sissy lookin -ss wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

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