schmeglemelch


a evil monster killer v-g-n- with razor teeth to chop off your d-ck… the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster… never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything s-xual by or to it…. you will get ate by its mighty razor blades
holy sh-t ashton got his d-ck cut off by that crazy -ss schmeglemelch when he touched it

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