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  • schmider

    v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have s-x f-ck bob pulled a schmider on me again

  • schmilt

    a pr-noun or a nickname that can be used universally david is such a schmilt!

  • YouTurn

    1. (n.) youturn is a slang word meaning a rehab school that is terribly inefficient. 2. (adj.) a youturn is a slang term for describing faculty that could care less about the people they are responsible for. 3. (n.) youturn is a language consisiting of only slang and has a large amount of “bro,” “n-gg-rd,” […]

  • Fisherman Splatter

    a play on the traditional red lobster seafood dish, the “fishermans platter,” it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially “splattering” his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face. jackie was disappointed that justin gave her a fisherman splatter after they made sweet […]

  • lemmegiddahiddadat

    when one person is really hungry, really broke, and too lazy to bring their own food from home. more often than not, you will hear say this phrase when fine or for the most part, any, food is in the area. the reason for the phasing of the word is that they are too hungry […]


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