schmeller
the skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. looking at (or should i say through?) him is painful to say the least. if you have any dignitiy or self respect i highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
hey, look at that ugly person, i think its dave schmeller!
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