schmiggle schmat to the face


when one takes a p-n-s into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned p-n-s. c-ming in the hair is optional.
last night i got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! i was so p-ssed!

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